math class

in my opinion schools dont need teach math anymore because of calculators and the advanced technology we have today. doing math in your head takes too long and ruins a child's life everyday. and technology is easy and takes seconds. so there really no need for those big senseless textbooks, depressing homework, and stressful standardized tests. well that was my opinion for the definition see hell.

tom: have you seen billy?

janette: didnt you hear?

tom: no, wht happened?

janette: billy died in math class this morning. his brain exploded. i was there.

*moment of silence for billy*

by ernest9089 November 28, 2009

classic rock

A collection of hits from various genres and bands from the 60s, 70s and 80s, generally played on classic rock stations. It is a distinctly American phenomenon (that is, other countries do not have classic rock stations per say) and generally features North American and British/Irish bands.

Pink Floyd's album, "Dark Side of the Moon," is part of the classic rock canon. Their earlier albums, such as "Meddle," are not.

by GIANT HOGWEED LIVES May 2, 2005

texting class

this is a class in which the teacher is so boring that every student ends up texting in the middle of it..

Jack : Lele Where are you coming from?
Lele: Texting class, i had 2 periods of it.

by mulele simasiku March 4, 2009

Middle Class Shit

The youth of Ocean City Maryland that travels annually to fuck up the city with their middle class charm. Usually from surrounding parts of the Baltimore metropolitan region that completely mind-fuck slightly more civilized youth from the D.C. Metro area. Everybody drives a truck, picks up girls high on ecstasy and everybody has a story to tell on the O.C. bus. This observation only leaves onlookers with these words on their minds, "that's some middle class shit"

Crack smoking adolescents, Confederate flag bearing teens, People not accustomed to seeing black people, Mild-racism. Middle Class Shit

by pman893 June 24, 2011

Twerking Class

A special sub-category of dance-inspired, erotic entertainment.

Oh, I'll just skip the high-class, low-class, working class and po' class...and head right on into the Twerking Class, baybee!!!

by YAWA August 2, 2019

X-Men: First Class (2011)

X-Men: First Class is a 2011 American superhero film directed by Matthew Vaughn and produced by Bryan Singer, based on the X-Men characters appearing in Marvel Comics. The fifth installment in the X-Men series, the film acts as a prequel for the original X-Men trilogy, being set primarily in 1962 during the Cuban Missile Crisis. It focuses on the relationship between Charles Xavier (Professor X) and Erik Lensherr (Magneto), and the origin of their groups—the X-Men and the Brotherhood of Mutants, respectively. The film stars James McAvoy as Xavier and Michael Fassbender as Lensherr, leading an ensemble cast that includes Kevin Bacon, January Jones, Rose Byrne, Jennifer Lawrence, Zoë Kravitz, Nicholas Hoult and Lucas Till.

X-Men: First Class (2011)
Erik Lehnsherr: Excuse me, I'm Erik Lehnsherr.
Professor Charles Xavier: Charles Xavier.
Logan: Go fuck yourself.

Erik Lehnsherr: (before Charles uses Cerebro for the first time) What an adorable lab rat you make, Charles.
Professor Charles Xavier: Don't spoil this for me, Erik.
Erik Lehnsherr: I've been a lab rat. I know when I see one.

(about the Class going into action)
Professor Charles Xavier: They're just kids...
Erik Lehnsherr: No, they WERE kids. Shaw has his army, we need ours.

Erik Lehnsherr: (Shaw's mind is frozen by Charles) If you're in there, I'd like you to know that I agree with every word you said. We are the future. But, unfortunately, you killed my mother. This is what we're gonna do.
Professor Charles Xavier: No. Please, Erik, no.
Erik Lehnsherr: I am going to count to three and I'm going to move the coin. One.
(moves the coin at Shaw's head)
Professor Charles Xavier: Please, Erik.
Erik Lehnsherr: Two. Three.

(Magneto halts the missile barrage and directs it upon the fleet)
Professor Charles Xavier: Erik, you said yourself we're the better men. This is the time to prove it. There are thousands of men on those ships who are just following orders.
Erik Lehnsherr: I've been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again.

by The Centurion June 27, 2012

classhole

An asshole of higher order demonstrating calculated assholishness. Aspires to have more creativity than the common asshole and takes pride in pulling off assholish things. Usually accompanied by apologetic friends.

PIZZA SHOP PATRON #1: "Why the fuck is Brass Monkey playing over and over?"
PIZZA SHOP PATRON #2: "Some dude dumped 10 bucks into the jukebox and picked that gay ass song to play like 50 times. And then he left."
PIZZA SHOP PATRON #1: "Feck! What a classhole!"

"I'm sorry my friend shat on your driveway - he's kind of a classhole."

by JJJ Jr. Shabadoo July 20, 2006