clam-corder

specialised miniature video camera for capturing the most intimate parts of the female anatomy.

You should have seen this girl I pulled at the weekend, i've got some great shots to show you on my clam-corder.

by DC904580 October 24, 2003

Clammed down

The feminine version of Dicked Down. When a girls pussy rides you hard all night and drains you if all your man juice.

Him: I totally dicked you down.

Her: Naw, i clammed down that dick!

by Maudibert- March 13, 2020

Clam Slam

Clam Slam is the female version of a “teabag”

Primarily used in video games as an insult or to piss people off after a kill or a win.

John: why did you Clam Slam that guy?

Maria: he deserved it, asshole was camping the whole game.

by BigDaddyDagger October 03, 2021

Curdled clam

When you spread her clam and find what appears to be 50 year old curdled cheese chunks

I was about to go down on that girl untill i noticed she had a curdled clam

by Capta1nS0l0 December 03, 2016

clam digger

Lesbian
Dyke
Rug muncher
Carpet muncher
Taco troller

That one there!! In the red plaid shirt! She's a clam digger!

by Aunt/Aunteater January 04, 2004

toothy clam

This is when a woman's clam is so nasty that it has grown teeth and may possibly bite. Also know to growl on occasion and at times makes a "chomping" noise.

"That bitch was so scroungy her toothy clam bit my hand right off!"

by Mike "Meat" Fortuner April 11, 2006

cleaning the clam

aka douching the poon. shove a douche bag into your pussy and then hose that mutha fucka out

"I walked in on nicks little sister cleaning the clam, yeah dude, she hosed that shit every where"

by MDOGG January 23, 2003