Chocobanana

When you are having anal sex and your partner shits on your dick, covering it in "chocolate".

"Shit, Chantelle chocobananaed my dick. What a bitch, she better clean this shit up!" - Jerome

by Anon1116969 November 2, 2009

Chocolate Omelet

Before or after sexual intercourse... The act of defocating between a morbidly obese person's pockets of fat, (commonly known as "rolls") then proceeding to obtain a firm grasp on the pockets and compress them to flatten the fecal matter into a shallow, semi-spherical, "omelet" of turd.

Nasty Fuck1: "Dude, that bitch was so fucking fat, after I fucked her senseless I decided to give her a specialty chocolate omelet. And seeing as I'm such a master chef, I served it up hot and the greasy cunt slurped it down without a second glance."

Nasty Fuck2: "Holy shit! Thats almost as bad as a chocolate ninja! She's a keeper. :)"

by Alex Schweet Andmax February 5, 2010

chocosexual

1. someone who is obscenely addicted to chocolate

2. someone who seems sexually aroused by chocolate

1. Sure, I like chocolate and you like chocolate, but with him it's more like an obsession. The moment something reminds him of chocolate, he has to find some or he freaks out. It's like he is a chocosexual.

2. She was getting off on her cupcake, like I wasn't even there. She is a chocosexual freak.

by nervedoc December 5, 2010

Chocolate Salute

When one defecates on ones hand, paying particular attention to apply a healthy coat to the finger tips.

Then, in a proud, military stance, salutes ones adversary - ensuring a self-given shit marked eyebrow.

On the downward motion of the salute, one must endeavour to flick the remaining excretion onto the face and neck area of their commander/adversary.

Fuckin hell! Did you see that? Barry just gave Colin a cracking chocolate salute. He'll be wearing that eyebrow for days.

by Dontask123 May 8, 2011

Chocolate smudge

v- to take a shit in someone's mouth and make out with them.

Adam loves to chocolate smudge his mother.

by Adams favorite March 21, 2014

Chocolate Fountain

When you do a handstand while having diarrhea.

George: I’m bouta give my girl the chocolate fountain treatment tonight wish me luck.

John: What the fuck is wrong with you?

by JJ Charlemagne September 8, 2020

bum chocolate

a little lump of poo

I must go to the toilet before my pants are covered in my own bum chocolate.

Or,

Let me sniff your bum chocolate you slag

by JooBoy February 16, 2004