Chong

Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!

I wanna be Chong

by Chong270 August 21, 2019

donky chong

A slang term for the drug ketamine also known on the street as special K or simply k

hey man lets get some donky chong and get messed up

by adrian e89 May 23, 2008

chimmie chonga

A penis. A penis with red sauce and jalapeños scattered on the knob. Dickcheese is optional.

Chimmie chonga goes real with a side of dickcheese.

by Kristycucumbaxoxoxxo July 2, 2016

Chonga

Used to describe a song that is better than your average song. Invented by Mike of dance rock duo Remarks.

Have you heard the new Remarks tune at facebook.com/officialremarks

Yeah, it's a massive chonga.
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by ladygagasunderwear June 30, 2011

fong chong

It basically defines a good friend of your's who is an asian, maybe not a cohort, but somebody who looks funny or you respect.

Damn that fong chong in the matrix was tight, yo!

by Gusta May 21, 2003

wei chong

The coolest guy ever he helps people, very kind a basic guy with a youtube channel

Wei Chong is cool

by Friend best man December 19, 2016

Yi Cheng

Marcus's crush

Marcus love Yi Cheng

by Marcus Woo Wei Bing September 20, 2021