come and catch this case

If you are underage and you want to date someone who is legal you would tell them to catch your case because it is illegal for a person who is legal to date or have any sexual contact with a minor

1.you can Come and catch this case John
2.You can Come and catch this case

by Rhrhrhrjdjskks April 17, 2017

Feminist Catch-22

Lady feminists want to be treated equally, until they are.

And then she was all like: "How could you treat me like that... I'm a woman!"
Feminist Catch-22, amrite?

by mypseudonymisyourpseudonym April 1, 2016

to catch up with

reconnect with an old friend, to talk about the news.

i need to catch up with her.

by Andre the CRACKER DACKER November 18, 2016

Hairy Catch 22

Where it's early in "no shave November" and you have to take pictures. You either keep the hair and look like a pubescent boy in the pictures, or shave it off and break the man code.

Man 1: Ah, man! I have to take wedding pics this weekend. I need to cut this peach fuzz off!

Man 2: Bro, it's no shave November. You can't do this.

Man 1: I'm in a hairy catch 22!

by bunshi November 6, 2013

Gotta catch em all

Pokémon gotta catch em all 👍

You can use it as a phrase for example: we gotta catch em all.

by Jaiman Davidson 😜😜 July 5, 2018

Cleveland Catch-and-Release

This task will require the following items: 1)experienced angler 2)one 4 ot worm hook 3)open-faced reel equipped with 40lb. test line 4)8 ft. surf rod 5)good ditch or hiding spot 6)oncoming traffic 7)minimum 6-8" length freshly squeezed turd. Preparation: with all components assembled for angling, hook turd at the head. Action: With rod in hand, squat out of sight and wait until you see a potential catch(vehicle). As it approaches at a minimum speed of 55 mph, come out of cover and heave-ho your stink-bait toward driver side window. Once it sticks, wait for tension on the line, hook and let it run with it. Once at end of spool, remember the fight and cut line.

While stopped at Highway 60 and Waverly I saw a sherrif get hit with the good old Cleveland Catch-and-release.

by B. C. Anderson October 1, 2008

Playing Catch with the Devil

Masturbating.

Where the hell is Mary Francis?

Locked in her room as usual. She's playing catch with the devil.

by Derrick Jeckson August 24, 2014