Carl Durler

An angry douche that think's everything is fucking shit

Stop being a Carl Durler you freekin bell end.

by Ed_Ninja December 29, 2019

Carl Support

Court ordered child support ordered to be paid by the hard working mom to the deadbeat self employed dad.

Judge: "I hereby award father $500/month in Carl Support."
Carl father "I object, that's not enough, I need more!"
Judge: "Order in the court!"
Judge bangs gavel and mutters under his breath, "shut the fuck up, carl."

by Profound Observations July 11, 2025

Carl

Carl has a HUGE weiner and everyone gives him free super soaker gawk gawk.

Carl "hey, whats up?"
girl with big rack "imma give you that gawk gawk"

by Every Girl ever In illinois January 20, 2021

Chainsaw Carl

At the intersection of stranger-danger and creepy purp lane, Chainsaw Carl wanders the street of Chazy, NY. He wields a chainsaw in one hand and the other hand in his pants. He is allegedly an arborist, who discretely emplaces cameras on your property to spy you as you exit the shower.

"He's a sick fuck. He's crazier than Chainsaw Carl."

by SuperWordNerd July 13, 2025

Carl

Carl is god. He created the universe. He created you. Why support stinky Jesus when you can stan Very Cool and Unique Carl. Elijah Daniel rose Carl from the grave. Everyone say thank you Elijah! Carl is the answer to all your problems. All you gotta do is sacrifice your first born child to Carl and then Carl will always be with you. Praise Carl.

Don’t worry Carl! My first born child is a hettie. I don’t want him anyways.

by carlstannie69 September 1, 2019

Carl

Anybody named Ramando is a big fat hairy cow

Hey Carl

by Oooooh wow October 28, 2019

Carl

A person who huffs butane before oil wrestling his cousin

Did you hear Anthony went to the hospital for huffing butane? Hes acting like a real carl

by ArYNnni8814 June 13, 2018