Tiajuna Toilet Cracker

a explosive with enough force it can crack a toilet...even if the fat french supply teacher is sitting on it

omg! a tiajuna toilet cracker!!!

by Ass of Tomorrow Sun February 5, 2005

Death eating a cracker

A person who is too thin

That anorexic model looks like death eating a cracker.

by Pittguy1971 June 20, 2015

carjacking

The act of sneakily masturbating onto a car door in such a way that the owner of said car will stick his hand in the mess before realizing it is there when he attempts entry into his vehicle.

The carjacker will typically attempt to do this in a time and place where he can watch the results of his escapades when the owner arrives, without the owner being aware he is being observed.

Hey man, I went out carjacking today and got enough footage to fill my memory stick!

by mapatric March 18, 2007

unsalted cracker

Uptight white person whos life is all work and no play and probably parts his hair.

The rich people across the street are unsalted crackers

PS:This is in no way hateful, I am white.

by KCJWhellz December 11, 2004

CARJACK

How a black gets a new automobile

Rufus carjacked himself a new Camry.

by Rufus Mcnig August 26, 2003

cracker box

In ebonics, a neighborhood that is full of white people.

This muthafukka come rollin up in here in his Jaguar tryin to cop neva been outta tha crakka box in his entire life.

Don't call me an Uncle Tom. The only reason you say I live in the cracker box is because you live in the ghetto, brother.

by sc0ner June 16, 2010

clit cracker

Some one who damages or breaks your clit, basically someone who doesn't know how to treat a clit.

Ouch! did you just crack my clit, don't tell me you are a clit cracker?

by japseye September 19, 2007