"Could you please pass the Brussels sprouts?"
"The what?"
"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"
"The what?"
"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"
by briareos02 June 6, 2013

a special type of cabbage that only a crecture loves his name is .... eh papa / me he hides them in his belly button!
by urgrandmasaggy December 20, 2018

Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018

When you are so stoned that you travel to another fucking dimension and start saying a lot of bullshit
by poketacotruck September 15, 2016

by TallulahBelleTx September 1, 2010

When you talk too damn much. Or when what you are saying is so ridiculous that cabbage falling out of your mouth rather than words would be more believable.
by Blizzyboy July 30, 2016
