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Cabbage Tots

"Could you please pass the Brussels sprouts?"

"The what?"

"Oh sorry. Could you please pass the cabbage tots?"
by briareos02 June 6, 2013
mugGet the Cabbage Totsmug.

cabbage

a special type of cabbage that only a crecture loves his name is .... eh papa / me he hides them in his belly button!
person 1- woah look tehre eh papa and hes blaming people for stealing his cabbage
by urgrandmasaggy December 20, 2018
mugGet the cabbagemug.

Cabbage patch

An overweight tranny’s pubic patch usually containing diseases making the patch look green
Son: “dad, why is there only one patch of grass in the backyard?”
Dad: “That’s your mother’s cabbage patch. She’s sun bathing again”
by SnazzyProf January 30, 2018
mugGet the Cabbage patchmug.

cabbage

When you are so stoned that you travel to another fucking dimension and start saying a lot of bullshit
You don't understand man. I'm tripping ass right now I'm fucking Cabbage man.
by poketacotruck September 15, 2016
mugGet the cabbagemug.

green cabbage

The act of one man painting the gooch of another man green.
Danny loves it when Ryan gives him the ol' green cabbage.
by TallulahBelleTx September 1, 2010
mugGet the green cabbagemug.

spewing cabbage

When you talk too damn much. Or when what you are saying is so ridiculous that cabbage falling out of your mouth rather than words would be more believable.
Olivia is spewing cabbage again. That hard boiled cabbage. She's nuts.
by Blizzyboy July 30, 2016
mugGet the spewing cabbagemug.

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