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Jordan's loose butthole

A hole that is very moist and loose on a man named Jordan. Aka VFT
by 1569Wheels1569 May 16, 2013
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butthead

someone who's head is in teh shape of an ass.

a kinder way to say asshole
your such a butthead
by nikki September 26, 2004
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butthole gremlin

a gremlin who inhabits buttholes. ussually very hairy and covered in large quantities of dingleberrys.more dingleberrys than the average bear
" Your such a shit smuggler" yelled Dookie Love "Aleast I'm not a butthole gremlin." replied johnson grass.
by will mcgarty June 7, 2007
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Sheep-buttholetitis

When someone fucks so much sheep butthole that they start to resemble a Sheep-man. People who have sheep butthole-titis typically have the curse of being named Peter.
Doctor: So if you were a male sheep and you came across a female sheep would you fuck it?

Peter: Foo! I don't have to be a sheep to fuck a sheep I fuck dem already!

Doctor: Well it looks like you have sheep-buttholetitis...
Peter: So...Can I keep fucking sheep?
by Keatoburrito May 14, 2009
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eating butthole

licking of the anus, and eating butthole ass licker, does not taste good, but feels good for the bottom.

Eating Butthole
Maxwell was Eating Lilly's Butthole

Eating Butthole is Diamonds favorite pastime.
by sexguru666 April 14, 2014
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buttpole

a person that is bein extremly difficult or pissing u off
stop it u buttpole
why r u being such a buttpole to me?
by Steve-O June 8, 2004
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buttheading

a bit like headbutting but instead it is the act of randomly running behind an angry mob and using your head to ram their asses.
lets go buttheading into that angry mob of bearded bald men
by mike blown January 17, 2008
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