Texas Spicy Burrito

When you chop a snake into little peices and have sex with a tortia, then sperm in it and eat it along with the chopped up snake

Dude im hungry' 'have a texas spicy burrito' 'nah i'm good' 'fag

by GMD68048 March 18, 2011

Sling her burrito

Anal sex with a latino female.

Check out the ass on Alyna! I'd sling her burrito.

by phantasyscope September 29, 2011

flaming burrito butt

the sensation usually encountered after having chipotle. includes flaming burrito farts and bloody diarrhea.

My toilet smells of my flaming burrito butt

by bitchezzandhoess August 18, 2010

beefy cruch burrito

The best burrito taco bell ever invented. It has flaming hot frittos in it.
Possibility of the shits but is great drunk!

hey man i want some mexican food
well lets go to taco bell and get a "beefy cruch burrito"

by chinesetaco May 9, 2012

burrito dick

a male camel toe. the pants get stuck around/under the penis.

Madi: OMG did he just walk in with those salmon colored pants?
Charlie: Um the worst part is that burrito dick.

by CASA BLANCA March 12, 2015

Fat-man Burrito

When a sweaty fat man sits on a burrito and someone finds it later and eats it.

Dude I was eating a burrito earlier and found out it was a Fat-man burrito.

by Lulu6262 March 6, 2010

Maximum burrito capacity

When yo girls booty get piss in them and you can’t fit you cool cock in it no more. A truly terrible happening. Gg neggas

Oh shit my bitch hit that maximum burrito capacity last night and that pussy looked like a nigger lobster

by DatBoiKremit February 5, 2019