faby bump

Fake bumps commonly used by models to pose in maternity clothes and usually nowhere near the correct size.

That model's not pregnant, that's totally a faby bump.

by freddyflow November 21, 2013

Healthy Bump

Good Old fashioned Jam. The one you have when everyone is singing as loud as they can to a song everyone knows and loves.

Dude me and Sam were riding around the other day and we had a healthy bump

by Nanner_Man June 20, 2019

Danger Bump

A quick cheeky bump of illicit powder, in a risky environment, like an airport, train station, sofa in a sweedish furniture shop, fake taxi, or say whilst driving your car.
Feeling sketchy in an airport? Quick danger bump in the toilet will sort that out.

"Hey pal, we're driving through tooting, would it be rude not to have a cheeky bump?
Great idea....a danger bump"

by Spiritualist May 24, 2020

barrell bumping

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.

As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.

by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017

Testie bump

When two males touch testicles making their nuts bump and their future children hi-five.

"hey Habib, do you want to do the testie bump"
"Sure Ramin, why not"...
They both pull out their nuts and bump them

by Acturus1 November 21, 2019

Bump them

When one is talking trash about someone or a group of people. Also known as another way of talkin' shit without using profanity; cussing.

Me: Kathy and her girls were snickering and laughing when it looked like you were gonna fall down.

Lola: Who cares? I hate Kathy and her effed up squad anyway. Bump them losers!

by CeeZBT September 18, 2016

Skump Bump

(v) to dance a trashy redneck dance.

(n) an extra trashy redneck hoedown. a social gathering at which lively folk dancing takes place.

(v) Leroy was so high on crack he was Skump Bumpin' in the middle of the street.

(n) Did you see Tucker and Violet gettin busy at the Skump Bump? It got so wild I lost another tooth.

by Dick Tell July 24, 2018