The Big Book Of Shit To Know

A guide to life created by "The Krew" in a small Texas town. The Big Book Of Shit To Know (BBOSTK) is a compilation of what up until now has been secret knowledge held only by Bahdist* (see Bahdist) Monks. BBOSTK is like the Bible in the fact that it is a large book and it can be used to beat your children with, slam your dick in, etc... but unlike the bible it contains the tools to create happiness and success in life. BBOSTK has been adopted by organizations such as the Illuminati, Charlie Sheen, and Your mom and her gorgeous tits.

Please excuse me for not being able to post an example I am terribly busy. I must finish this line of cocaine on this hookers ass and proceed to rob a bank whilst naked...and fully erect. Yet another day in the life enlightened by the Big Book Of Shit To Know

by Tuck on behalf of The Krew JBH September 14, 2011

the burn book

The burn book is usually created by the popular clique in school, roasting and gossiping (mostly) about everyone that gets in their way. But it can also talk about some new, hot guys at school, juicy stories, and all those fugly sluts there is today. Here's a tip: DON'T trust anyone with your secrets, and you most likely won't get in the Burn Book history. (SAYS NO ONE)

the Burn Book is made up of everyone in the school, saying nasty things about everyone's private life.

by Cassy.Sulli April 12, 2017

Cooked and Booked

You’re screwed; Put in your place indefinitely; Finished; No shot at recovery

When Emily exposed to the room full of friends and family that James had a small penis, he had been cooked and booked

by ShortStackB January 16, 2020

Book Of Moron

Derogatory term for "Book Of Mormon" used by non-Mormons to describe their disdain for this scripture of the "Mormon" Church (Church Of Jesus Christ Of Latter-Day Saints).

Bigoted Mainstream Christian: "Look, Bob, Joseph is reading his Book Of Moron again!"

by Elder's Myth February 19, 2009

book club

a polite euphemism for orgy

why do candy hearts say "book club"? it must mean orgy. think about it...

by kaaaaaat February 15, 2004

Book of Mormon

The Greatest fantasy epic ever told.

"Is there gonna be a sequel to the Book of Mormon?"

"Well, it kinda is a sequel, you know, fan fiction. God knows if Hollywood gets hold of it they'll fuck it up."

"As if it's not already."

by thenewstateofamerica March 3, 2009

book on pod

An audio book played on an iPod

Damn dude, hold it down! I'm listening to a book on pod!

by Billster June 22, 2005