Douche Bagelow

when a bro screws you over for something stupid

(Bro 1)-Dave pussed out on bowling last night to go to the britney spears concert
(Bro 2)-what a Douche Bagelow!

by coolrockindaddy May 18, 2009

Creamed My Bagel

Phrase used when one, either 1.metaphorically or 2.literally jizzes in his or her pants.

1.
TV: Robiskie scores!
Me: I just creamed my bagel

2.
Tv: Double Kill!!, Triple Kill!!!, Overkill!!!!
Me: ah ooh uh... I just creamed my bagel.

by porpoisepal January 22, 2009

as a beagel

Extremly cool

that shirt is tight "as a beagal"

That shirt is extremly nice.

by Berto June 20, 2003

Sloppy Bagel

When a guy uses a bagel on his cock during sex with a female on her period, then eats said bagel.

Did you hear about bob and tracy last week, apparently he ate her sloppy bagel?

by Almond oil September 1, 2010

Italian pizza bagel

a sex position that involves tomato sauce, cheese and sausage in which you put the following items on the vagina and eat it.

Mike: "dude i had a fun time last night with my date"
Jim: "what did you do?"
Mike: "I Italian pizza bagel'd her, she enjoyed it alot"
Jim: "dude your gross"

by MC peepants October 12, 2010

salty bagel

When your getting a blow job, right after you cum you put a bagel in her mouth, and she eats it.

"Dude, I gave this chick a salty bagel last night, she loved it!"

by The Real Micheal Jackson March 12, 2009

Bagels

Naked pictures of your friend's mom. Did I mention she was a MILF?

I love bagels, but my friend doesn't.

by MILFHunter6699 January 26, 2011