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Fat Bastard

is a fictional character in the second and third films of the Austin Powers series. A morbidly obese henchman hailing from Scotland, Fat Bastard serves Dr. Evil in his quest to destroy Austin Powers. The character is portrayed by Mike Myers.
His extreme size and weight (1 metric tonne, according to Dr. Evil) endows Fat Bastard with massive strength. He exhibited this prowess in the sumo ring in the third movie.
Fat Bastard is noted for his foul temper, his emotional monologues that culminate in flatulence, his vulgar, crude manners, and his unusual diet. These go as far as to include a cannibalistic taste for human infants and midgets, whom he gluttonously calls, "The other, other white meat". In Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me, he boasts that he once ate a baby, and tries to refuse Dr. Evil's money for his services in exchange for getting to eat Mini-Me. He also has the same Scottish accent as Shrek (also voiced by Myers), whose movie was released in 2001, two years after The Spy Who Shagged Me (and a year before Goldmember in 2002).
P1: you fat bastard.
P2: takes is profile off crying
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 10, 2019
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Devious Bastard

A potato loving eldritch deity, that prefers these starchy snacks above all else. They are also a TikTok personality of the same name.
Remember to lock your cabinets and shut your rears, there is a Devious Bastard afoot!
by Dumbbimbo January 3, 2021
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kooky bastard

Dan from my gaming group, who is possibly an alien and definitely kind of a racist but who can beatbox adequately.
by The best character April 19, 2014
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uncle bastard

Uncle bastard (noun ) mean, evil,and heartless.
My uncle bastard stole the family inheritance after grandpa died died .
by Pink warrior March 7, 2018
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Antiono the bastard

Anyone who refuses to share a bowl of potato chips with everyone else
“ Hey Antiono you bastard,you gonna share those chips or what?”
Antiono the bastard
by Captain haha March 3, 2020
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Kill Bastard

A beefed up murder fucker that kills shit without mercy

Kind of like a t-rex or something i dont know
HOLY SHIT DO YOU SEE THAT GUY??? LOOK AT HIM HES LIKE…. A KILL BASTARD!”
by yommama skdjndnd November 19, 2021
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fuzzy bastard

A creature of significant fuzzy fur whom is a little shit bastard that you love dearly.
Petey your such a fuzzy bastard! I just love you so much!
by Eewin May 23, 2014
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