bastardocracy

a form of government run by bastards

sir, are you sure you wish to nuke that nation? they are in fact a bastardocracy

by fuzzles2.0 May 18, 2010

bastardarization

1. A common misspelling of bastardization.
2. Setting a new standard in being a bastard.

1. That night, they were invited to dine with Piop'l—that's what they called themselves, and the anthropologists thought that this was a bastardarization of the English world, "people." They ate well, meat, leaves, tubers, and some thick fleshy flowers that tasted very sweet.

(From: www.fanfiction.net/s/2097857/5/Finding_Memory)

2. Your bastardarization of ringing on a doorbell and running away prank involves leaving a flaming bag of shit on the front door while filming the victim trying to put it away and then proceed to quickly upload the video to youtube.

by manigordo December 4, 2010

bastardly assholish

A particularly fucked up thing to do to a person.

Beau, that was bastardly assholish of you to kick Kris in the balls like that!

by didgrairoosta September 27, 2015

bastard shit

A shit that refuses to move either out or in, nor can it be pinched off. leaving you in limbo at the point of production.

Help, help, I'm stuck on the toilet. I'm suffering with bastard shit.

by dadofreggie October 19, 2015

bastard fetus

A baby who is conceived to un-married parents.

Yo, I can't believe you knocked up yo girlfriend with a bastard fetus, and won't even consider marrying her!

by Sargasm Knockers October 16, 2017

Bastard Gonk

Totally stupid and annoying person.

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known

by Crammed Police November 28, 2017

Bastard

1. A person born without married parents
2. The man/women/thing that killed kenny

1. Ken is a bastard
2. You killed kenny you bastard

by Lightbulb03 December 28, 2017