tool bag

a loser jerk off that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. they try too hard, get smuts with diseases, have diseases, and are used like tools

the entire frat of pi lam at Widener University in Chester, PA

by beat up rapists at pi lam September 15, 2003

bag it and tag it

put a condom on and have at it. a play on words from the CSI procedure whereby anything that may contain DNA is put in a bag and labeled. In this case, the bag containing the eventual DNA (jiz) is the condom, and tagging it means to have a go at the pussy.

Inebriated guy tells the wild party gal that "he would sure like to get some of that", nodding to her crotch.
She responds: "bag it and tag it", as she first nods to his cock and then to her snatch.

by pornhorn55 January 18, 2010

fun bag

tits

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

dough bags

the two sacks of flesh between your legs if your a man

kathy sucked on my dough bags while she gave me oral sex

by Nate H Froggy September 28, 2011

Dime bag

Almost all of this definitions define a dime bag as $10 worth of weed but it applies to $10 worth of any drug.

There are dime bags of methamphetamine, crack cocaine and heroin also.

That guy Randall sold me a dime bag.

by Demitrious Octavion September 17, 2016

toast bag

A toast bag is when you tea bag someone and fart on them.

"At first I ment to tea bag Sally, but I farted and toast bagged her!"

by James D. Allen October 23, 2007

Te'o Bagging

Putting your balls on a computer screen

One time I walked in on my boss te'o bagging his computer.

by Chickenstrip January 20, 2013