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Bum Sauce

The liquid that is held between the cheeks of your ass that smells like a mixture of sweat and shit.
Person 1: Dude, I was sitting down all day, and I've accumulated some Bum Sauce
Person 2: EEEWW!! THAT'S GROSS! AIN'T NOBODY WANNA HEAR ABOUT YOUR BUM SAUCE!!
by Jeffery Deadstein May 12, 2020
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Bum Speak

The "language" that one hears when passing by a homeless member of society. Acquired over time, bum speak leads one to gradually speak to oneself, resulting in a language that cannot be easily understood by the general public. Sometimes accompanied by homeless banter, or your average mumble jumble, bum speak can not always be ignored since it is often coupled with random bursts of excessive vocal volumes.

Note: Bum speak can most easily be compared to the voices most famously characterized by the adults in the popular comic of Peanuts and Charlie Brown, such as the classroom teacher.
Chris: "You hear that guy back there? I couldn't understand one word he was saying as he was sitting on that bench!"
Jeff: "That, my friend, is what you call bum speak. No one understands!"
by Mr Natural July 1, 2007
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Bum crayon

When you've been to the toilet no matter how much you wipe there is still poo there
OMG i've been wiping for 20 mins and this bum crayon is not going anywhere!!
by crazy co-op lady September 25, 2009
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parm bum

A parm bum is basically a saggy buttock that looks like someone took a chicken parmesan and lifted it up sideways so that all the sauce and cheese slid off slowly. This is what a parm bum looks like.
Manager: I was gonna tap that ass last time but then my employee had a parm bum so I had to get out of that warehouse.
Random Stranger: What?????? Weird flex but okay.
by EWITSACHEEGRUM November 28, 2018
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jiggy bum

bum that begs at one of the jersey city overpasses and they call him jiggy bum cause his clothes always look new and hes begging for money .. sometimes the clothes are more updated (street wise) than what you are wearing
Why's that jiggy bum all up in my face? His threads is better than mines, dang...
by techu January 16, 2008
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benefit bum

From the UK. Usually aged 18-25, shops at lidl or aldi, lives off government benefits in a council flat in Leeds, has three cheating exes and some have 5 children for the carers allowance money.

The females sometimes have big boobies in order to feed all their kids.

Heavy smoker, highly unattractive and obese, eats ready meals for every meal and washes it down with a 3 pound bottle of wine from the corner shop, has a very unoriginal British name like Sarah or Kai.

A certain comedian I don't know the name of made a song about this. Look up "shopping in lidl song"
A: Sigh. Sharon is such a benefit bum.
T: I know, right? I saw her nicking a lil tots push iron to pay for her ciggies.

A: Oye Oye!! Bloody hell that was my bike I'm gonna bloody kill her!
by TheSwaggyHobo November 28, 2019
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bum twinkle

Bum twinkle. It's where your asshole gets a itch on your inner rim!
by Bum twinkle March 20, 2017
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