pontiac blanket

1. A diseased or poisoned garment given to someone in order to infect or afflict them.

2. A reference to smallpox blankets allegedly given to the Pontiac Indians.

See: Ottawa jizz rag, Nessus shirt, Shirt of Nesus, Nessus Snuggy, Tunic of Nessus

I woke up with a cold sore after crashing at Dan's apartment after the party. I'm pretty sure he gave me the ol' Pontiac blanket because I cock-blocked him.

by The Cap N' August 10, 2020

wet blanket

Mortie

Mortie is a wet blanket

by Cumgis Khan January 7, 2023

blanket sneeze

To ejaculate unintentionally or unexpectedly onto a cloth or garment while either asleep or awake.

Instead of going home to my wife and children with the rent money, I went to a club and spent the money on a tranny stripper who made me blanket sneeze in my pants.

by Tao lo ding October 22, 2020

blanketing

The unfortunate act of accidentally allowing your freshly-painted fingernails to come into contact with a blanket, thereby leaving a rough, uneven texture on the surface of the nailpolish.

"Crap! I just blanketed my nails!! Now I've got to take ALL the polish off and start over... fml."

"I hate blanketing my nails! Such a waste of time!"

by P. Aris March 11, 2012

blanket lump

A questionable lump under the blanket.

Girlfriend: "Whats that under the blanket?"

Boyfriend: "Um... just a blanket lump."

Girlfriend: "Ok then..."

by QuestionablyLumpy January 29, 2016

Blanket Misanthrope

Someone who offers your comfy blanket in trade for their crummy one and then gives your nice blanket to someone else and gives you back a crap-ass blanket.

Listen you frickin Blanket Misanthrope, you're welcome to use a shit blanket but don't try giving my nice one away.

by luck_20 January 2, 2024

Butcher's Blanket

A woman who is menstruating and or about to menstruate.

"Don't bother with me tonight love. I'm on the butcher's blanket".
"Look at his face! She must be butcher's blanket!"

by pritchy September 2, 2015