e-boating

The act of 'motorboating' the virtual image of a woman breasts during video chat.

E-boating my girlfriend when I am away on business keeps our relationship exciting.

by JJ126 October 17, 2011

friend boat

A sailboat you own with your friends. A boat in which you sail all the time and have tons of fun.

"What kind of sailboat do you have?"
"It's a friend boat"

by skot9000 January 23, 2013

roach boat

After smoking a blunt down to a roach. Then burn a hole in a water bottle to use it as a bowl/bong

Person 1:Dude lets make a roach boat
person 2: yeeaa lets do it everyone knows roach boats get u stoned

by lil mogil October 12, 2013

Vermilion Boat Cover

Vermilion is a Native American word for red clay used to make paints. The town bearing this name in Ohio is historicaly nautical.

A Vermilion Boat Cover is a used condom showing signs of a chick on the rag.

Matt: Did you see that nasty vermilion boat cover in the corner of the bathroom?
Grant: That's what that was?! I thought it was a gusher...so I ate it! Didn't taste bad, though.

by Gabe Oytoucher December 14, 2014

vagina boat

When a woman's pussy is so wet that her clit floats in her pussy juice. Therefore forming a vagina boat.

"Bro, she had a vagina boat in Las Vegas."

by The Thomas/Tommy November 2, 2015

Coyote boating

Motor boating the booty cheeks

I'm so drunk, I'm coyote boating my girls booty.

by Babbysmash July 3, 2016

Meat Boat

A big, long, perfectly formed poop.

"Look, I launched a meat boat! It's set sail!"

by Waxbean2000 July 12, 2017