Lucky Bastard

When you touch or see any of the females private parts

“Omg I accidentally touched her tities”
“You lucky bastard”

by Minecrafttities1234 May 23, 2019

sneaky bastard

when you're speeding, a cop who:
1.) at night, hides in plain sight without their lights on
2.) hides in one of the "emergency personel only" cut throughs on the highway
and waits until you pass him, then pulls you over

"You saw that cop right."
"No. He better not pull a sneaky bastard."
*sirens*
"DAMN IT!!"

by superphatgurl March 21, 2010

jack bastard

Somebody who is entirely self absorbed and won't do anything for anybody else. Also Sombody who drops another person in the shit.

"dude you just told my wife i'm having an affair, you jack bastard!"

by dannyboy1373 December 31, 2007

Indie skinny bastard

An Indie boy looking like an anorexic girl. Often outrageously hot. Most of them are in an unsigned indie band or plan to be and are that skinny because of their 'alternative' way of life which consists in drinking, taking drugs, going out and starting all over again the next day.
They wear extremely tight clothes and skinny jeans so everyone can see how hot and skinnny they are, so all the people around can feel fat.

'hey check out that hot indie chick over there'
'na thats an indie skinny bastard'
'OMG he's well hot, u think he's bi?'

by amanta May 4, 2006

Bastard

Where's my daddy?

1. That stupid bastard!
2. Oh my god, they killed kenny, you bastard!
3. My ho's baby daddy is a bastard.

by Beast November 18, 2003

Evil Bastard with pickle

1, Person who is evil... and has a pickle.
2, User/eater of pickle, who is evil
3, George Biggs

"Oh my god, george is coming, he's such an evil bastard with pickle."
"Jesus feckin christ look at that evil bastard with pickle."

by Lord Beaner January 21, 2009

Bastard

an aggresive word that people use towards one another when angry or up set

in my eyes, most men are bastards!

"he cheated on me, the bastard"

by bob is your uncle October 20, 2008