Michael Scott:
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop-ball?"
I hate, hate being left out. Whether it's not being picked for a team... or being picked for a team and then showing up and realizing the team doesn't exist. Or that the sport doesn't exist! I should've known. "Poop-ball?"
by Ballnets.net July 10, 2021

Farty balls occurs when you are sitting in a seat and when you fart the fart exits between your inner thigh and your balls.
by manny420 October 30, 2013

Lennon: Jakub, kick my balls
Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)
(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)
Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!
Jakub: Okay (kicks Lennon’s balls)
(Jakub breaks every bone in his body then turns to ash)
Lennon: Ha! I was wearing The Neutron Balls!
by Grant Hansen July 2, 2018

the act of placing your sweaty nutt sack on the back of the neck of a passed out fan of the team that your team just ass slapped in the BCS
Commercial for Ball Necking:
Hey, Nick Saban, your team just ass slapped the LSU Tigers in the BCS National Championship. What are you going to do now??
I'm gonna ball neck some pathetic LSU fan.
Hey, Nick Saban, your team just ass slapped the LSU Tigers in the BCS National Championship. What are you going to do now??
I'm gonna ball neck some pathetic LSU fan.
by drpoonandtheteenangels February 7, 2013

"Hey Frank, I hear you and Kyle's mom are getting pretty serious."
"You heard right, Toby. Last night she came by the farm and had a healthy serving of beef balls. Kyle's mom loves beef balls. Tomorrow I might give her a carabeef ball."
"You heard right, Toby. Last night she came by the farm and had a healthy serving of beef balls. Kyle's mom loves beef balls. Tomorrow I might give her a carabeef ball."
by Timmy Pants November 5, 2019

A person named Bill that tucks his small nut sack into his anus while wacking his acorn penis into submission. During this time he is crying when licking an onion
by Rewb12 December 9, 2020

A parlour game centring upon a man who has located an ambiguous part of his genitals in his grip, and then prompts the many spectators encircling him to decide whether the flesh in question hails from his scrotum or his penis. Bets are arranged and money thrown onto the ground before finally the genitals are revealed to be either 'ball' or 'peen'. The game resets and during the anxious wait for a new presentation of genitals, the chant "BALL OR PEEN" is sounded by the spectators.
"BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN! BALL OR PEEN!"
The genitals are revealed.
"Five bucks that's scrote," Anth ventured. Nathan demurred and accepted the challenge. "It's dick for sure."
The genitals are revealed.
"Five bucks that's scrote," Anth ventured. Nathan demurred and accepted the challenge. "It's dick for sure."
by prairiedreamcatcher101 October 26, 2017
