Who asked

The best comeback that will lead to people trying to find me

Lao:I have the biggest penis

Me:who asked?

by Thehexx560 November 21, 2021

Did I ask

When someone says basically anything to you, you reply “Did I ask?”

“Yo I got a new car “
“Did I ask”

“I got a 100 on my test”
“Did I ask?”

by Crockss March 8, 2022

Dry Ask

To indirectly make a request of a person by verbally talking about what you need from them without directly asking them. Asking for a friend is a common obvious way of dry asking but often times dry asking is not as obvious. Often manipulative and rude. Punks, simps, people pleasers, and thirsty members of the opposite sex are easy targets of dry asking.

*The victim and bystander in this scenario is aware that the that the asker is most likely broke before the verbal exchange.

Dry Asker: How much does a Heath bar cost down at the corner store?
Thirsty Victim: I think they are $2.29. Here's 5 bucks.
Informed Bystander to Victim: Don't let them be rude and dry ask you for money like that. They're totally manipulating you.

by American Knowmad January 4, 2023

Did I ask?

Did I ask? a term used by annoying people who think they are hilarious and doing something.

Person 1: You're dumb

Person 2: DID I ASK???

by ihateaudrey200 December 21, 2021

Ask

A tool a black person uses to chop down a tree.

Jamal felled the tree with his ask.

by Fiend2misfits February 18, 2025

National ask Out your crush

This is the day to ask out your crush you better do it I wanna see it happen

hey It’s national ask out your crush day wanna go out with me

by Spread the news November 2, 2019

Don't Care + Didn't Ask

A roast you use when you are not interested or not want to hear about something. It's also a comeback to insults or negative things people ask.

Bully: You're ugly and I hate you. You're such a dickhead and you probably don't have any friends
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*

by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024