Anal Alley

The fictional place to describe the act of having anal sex.

Joe: Did you take that girl home from the bar last night?

Jim: I did, and we went to anal alley!

by Ryan1111117 December 17, 2013

analanche

Synonym for diarrhea.

Pedro: Man, did that chilli last night give you analanche too?
Man: What chilli?
Pedro: uh oh.....
Dog: Woof!

by Alfredo D Dark January 3, 2014

Anal Poxon

The act of 6 or more different people each taking a shit in the same toilet, thus creating a revolting cocktail of excrement that will block the toilet and causing a pungent smell that will linger for an extended period of time.
A perfectly executed Anal Poxon will result in the waterline inside the bowl to be non-existent, making it harder for the waste to be flushed.

"Last night my toilet was anal poxoned so hard, it took me an hour to unblock it!"
"That smells disgusting, almost as bad as an anal poxon!"

by bottletops March 1, 2014

anal genocide

Its what you do when you get a new kinky girlfriend/boyfriend who is looking for total anal destruction.

I love anal genocide

by Anal genocide. April 7, 2014

anal bush

The overgrown swatch of pubic hair that grows all over and around a woman's anus whilst she is preggers.

My baby mama was relatively unreceptive to anal after she shaved her anal bush and nicked her pimply pregger skin several times.

by Don Juan de la nuche.99 May 19, 2014

anal wreck

1.) To completely annihilate one's rear
2.) To be rid of the pleasure to sit down

I fell on a potato in the shower ending in a bloody anal wreckage.
I have been eating taco bell for 4 straight days now i am anal wrecked.

by ReZuRrEcT September 1, 2014

anal awareness

Expression used to indicate a gay male who feels ready for a complete sexual intercourse.

He only gave me oral sex 'cause he's still not anal aware.

I reached my anal awareness with this guy from Baltimora.

Don't worry about your anal awareness, take all the time you need.

by supersantos July 17, 2015