He only gave me oral sex 'cause he's still not anal aware.
I reached my anal awareness with this guy from Baltimora.
Don't worry about your anal awareness, take all the time you need.
I reached my anal awareness with this guy from Baltimora.
Don't worry about your anal awareness, take all the time you need.
by supersantos July 3, 2015
The ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or shitting oneself inadvertently. Prevents having to check one's pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. Combining with anal dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the rectum and avoiding a mess.
"Shit! I just shat myself. I wish I had better anal tactile awareness so I would have known that wasn't a fart."
by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013