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real turtle hours

A time at which (usually at night) Fortman comes out of hiding from his shell and goes on a drive in his Mercedes around the block in his Ray Bands. During real turtle hours he may text in the group chat with multiple typos.
Chuck: Yo have you seen Fortman?
Nick: Nah man but it’s real turtle hours did you see what he put in the group chat?
Chuck: Yeah bro, what the fuck does “it’s is our vortex” mean anyway?
by nickybangs February 6, 2018
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angry nigga hours

The time of day between 6:00-9:00am where a nigga can express their anger because of school/work.
Fuck! School starts in 20 minutes, thank god it's angry nigga hours so I can express my anger to rest of the world.
by a real ass nibba April 19, 2018
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half-hour power

A college drinking game in which the participant(s) must take 30 shots of beer in 30 minutes at the rate of one shot per minute, often used as a pregaming tactic before the real partying begins.

More daring players may attempt an hour power, which follows the same rules over the course of an hour.
"Yo, you going to the frat party tonight?"
"Hell yeah, we should pregame with a half-hour power before we go."
by Metalhead November 21, 2017
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"48-hour" rule

The "48-hour" Rule is the law that protects gamers who have recently purchased a new game from getting pulled away for matters that are not important. This list includes, but is not limited to chores, social functions, walking the dog, or other responsibilities.

To solve any debates, the 48-hour rule does begin upon loading the game up for the first time, not upon purchase.

This rule was created to provide safety to fellow gamers who were getting pulled away from their games in that initial learning phase and during important story plot. It was noted that parents and spouses would take advantage of these times and force the gamer into fulfilling chores or social functions just to get them away from the game. It was never researched on why these seemed to be key times that people would "need" the gamer to do chores, but it is thought that it may be due to revenge, jealousy, or just plain asshattery.

Thus the 48-hour rule was devised. This is to protect the gamer from any who wish to take away their new found treasure and ruin those integral first hours of gameplay. It also protects from negative emotions towards a violator of the 48-hour rule trying to force the gamer into breaking away from their new game.

NOTE: The 48-hour rule does NOT mean that the gamer has to play for 48 hours straight. Only that in those first 48 hours, a gamer can not be pulled away from their game for someone else's reasons.
Spouse: Hey, it's your day to do the dishes and take out the trash.

Gamer: "48-hour" rule, sorry.
by Atrayeus April 2, 2017
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Sad Boi Hours

Sad Boi Hours referres to a time period (usually) late in the night. A time when any person can be sad, weepy, depressed, or sobbing. Everyone has sad boi hours and nobody is immune to it.
Me, in a group chat at 2 A.M. : Its that time of day again...
Everyone else: "Sad Boi Hours...."
by Bunii_ May 25, 2019
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Five Fucking Hours!

Noun; A period of time while you are high on any substance because time goes amazingly slow.
Person 1: Hey mannn, what time is it?
Person 2: 10:00.
*silence*
Person 1: Dudeee, what time is it now?
Person 2: It's still 10:00.
Person 1: ITS BEEN 10:00 FOR FIVE FUCKING HOURS!
by FiveFuckinHours July 22, 2009
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Real isopod hours

Real isopod hours is every hour and it is the best hours of the day
Some dude : what time is it

Everyone: it’s real isopod hours
by That one guy 225 February 1, 2018
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