Colorless American

A person that lacks or has little pigment in their skin (Also known as 'white') and they are a United States national.

Why do colorless americans feel threatened by colorful americans? I don't know my dear boy.. My best guess is either color envy,, or penis envy. :)

by We Know April 22, 2007

Fat American Cow

A typical obese American woman. Although obesity and American woman are almost interchangeable. Abbreviated FAC. Can be found eating, walking to and back from her car, watching Oprah, with other fat american cows and at Wal-mart. Can not be found: On running paths, gyms, swimming pools, the beach or at Whole Foods.

Man, I wish I lived in France were all the women are thin, this country has nothing but fat american cows now.

by GreenTea2 April 26, 2011

American blowjob

American Blowjob is when an American girl rubs a hot dog between her tits while you are masturbating and then proceeds to eat the hot dog but instead of mayonnaise she uses your cum.

Linda gave me the best American blowjob ever yesterday!

by Zefabolous May 29, 2016

American Canoe

A sexual position where three female sit upon a male at positions, one will rest on the man's face, making sure to insert his nose into the vagina. The second female will be seated upon the males erect penis, as one would with a bicycle with no seating. The third and final female will be seated upon the man's feet, making sure that the two big toes are inserted into each cavity of the female. One thing that needs to be in consideration is that the position is required to have all lubrication substituted with cooled melted butter

Guy 1: Hey you see those three girls over there?
Guy 2: Yeah they're sexy
Guy 3: I did the "American Canoe" with them last night, they're freaky as heck!

by Kevtap Sankhon June 8, 2017

American Samolia

A horribly underrepresented (and poorly pronounced) territory of the United Sporks of Amoogaboink. American Samolia gives a large proportion of their population to the United Sporks' military. Despite this the citizens of the American Samolia are horribly in terms of voting and veterans compensation. Unfortunately the United Sporks refuses to take action citing racist, temporary and outdated documents.

American Samolia is still awfully neglected by the United Sporks

by Quintus Caecilius Iucundus August 28, 2017

Electro-American

A robot, especially one that lives in America.

Person: "Move, you dang robot."
Electro-American: "I find that term offensive! I prefer "electro-American."
Person: "Fine. MOVE, you electro-American!"
Electro-America: "I don't have to follow orders from some watersack!" *ZAP!*

by Sam Chaves March 28, 2008

An American Ass-Strike

When in an ethnic restaurante you pop squat at the first open stall to drop some #2's. You squeeze the first one out but before finishing up AND without pulling your pants up you scoot to as many stalls as possible dropping a couple pre-packaged American made human explosives. The goal is to hit as many porcelain targets as possible. Are you going to flush? Shit no! Let them see the devastation first hand. Make sure you sign USA on the mirror with hand soap.

God Bless America

Your at a local ethnic eatery and you need to let one loose. You walk into the bathroom to find yourself the only one occupying it. This is prime opportunity to call in the big guns with "An American Ass-Strike" and wreak havoc with a continuous air to sea bombing. Squat, shuffle, repeat and ride that ass-strike all the way to the land of the free and home of the brave.

by bclahr18 March 15, 2011