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American Portion

American Portion: Noun. The Whole Damn Thing . All serving in one package.
"Jimmy had an American Portion of pizza and a 48oz diet Coke"
by MKRandall February 9, 2017
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american media

yooo heard about the american media?
yes they are corrupted as fuck
by syicide August 6, 2020
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American Diarrhea

The verbal diarrhea flying out of a stereotypical American's mouth, typically based on their ill-advised or just plainly ridiculous beliefs.

Adapted from: Cyanide & Happiness, Comic 5640
Jack: It's our God-given right to shoot those lazy motherf*****s who refuse to work during a FAKE NEWS pandemic who just want to collect benefits all year long and
You, interrupting: Jack, it looks like you have a case of American Diarrhea.
by pisefgbjbsldglkh September 1, 2020
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American Vacation

The period of unemployment between being laid off and starting a new job.

The duration of an American Vacation can vary from a few weeks to multiple years.

The term originated as a way of noting the relatively poor vacation time offerings of most American employers. For many overworked Americans, being laid off provides the only significant vacation time they will ever receive.
"John is on an American Vacation, so he is busy updating his resume."
by Mattomondo November 5, 2012
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concerned american

A "Concerned American", is one who has had enough of the government's intrusion into their "daily" lives, some one who has watched the "decline" of the peoples Rights, as defined by the original writers of the Constitution. Who has seen the government being taken over by the controlling interests of money hungry corporations, who now are actually in control of the government. A "Concerned American", is one who will speak out against the tyranny which is starting to engulf this country, and turn it into a third wold mud puddle where the "rich" will always have, and the poor get poorer and poorer. A "concerned American is one who will defend himself against these oppressions, just as the founding fathers did against a tyrannical British rule. A concerned American will not allow the government to "brainwash" our children into placidity about their lives, and their place in the world. A "Concerned American" will be willing to defend his home against the government force that will be placed into this country, by illegal means to squelch any form of rebellion, or resistance, an example being of the "Police State" we are now experiencing, where law enforcement now can do "no wrong",A "concerned American", will stand up for what he believes in his heart to be true, and fair, even if it costs him his "freedom" from an oppressive government.
I am a concerned American because i am watching my rights decline before my eyes.
by corruption monitor September 20, 2013
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American poo

The opposite of a Russian poo. If you want to take your sweet, sweet time on the toilet, maybe grab your favorite Spider Man comic book, a Funkadelic CD playing, and a nice bottle of Jack Daniels to take in with you while you enjoy the warm, cozy sensation of feces leaving your body.
Russian poos are good for saving time.
American poos are good for the soul.
by california689 August 4, 2011
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american boy

the sound on tiktok where guys and girls post their friends glow ups and if you’re lucky it gets viral. and some of the guys have a MAJOR glowup
friend 1: *sees first second of video* this guy is not gonna glow up wth *watches more* HOLY SHIT THATS HOT

friend 2: oh wow that is hot 😳😳😳🤰🏻
(american boy but shibuya is there to)
by brimartin November 2, 2019
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