a alyssa is a hoe who is a bitch and she will fuck your husband and your kids will call her mommy two . alyssa is the girl you want to kill. don’t mess with a alyssa
by niftyfiftykitties March 9, 2019
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by Valeria Cheera Cook June 18, 2018
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by Honesty is key April 4, 2017
Get the Alyssa mug.A girl that will definitely give you a headache. Alyssas can be pretty fun but their personalities can be too much at times. They think too highly of themselves and give themselves credit to feel better. Alyssas aren’t the best looking either and have a masculine look to them. They simply think they’re better than everyone else and try to show off too much which can lead to friends not wanting to talk to them. Alyssas claim to be good friends but their listening skills aren’t the best and are often judgmental. She can be fun to date but she’s definitely not marriage material due to commitment issues and isn’t someone you really want to deal with for the rest of your life.
by JamesG87 May 30, 2018
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by Gertrude Anonymous November 7, 2018
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Daughter”can I go somewhere with my friends”mom” no today “ daughter “ please I dont want to end up like Alyssa”
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