The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
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Person 1: ew it’s Alyssa
Person 2: she’s so ugly
Person 1: she’s also fat and icky
*proceeds to stab Alyssa because she deserves it*
Person 2: she’s so ugly
Person 1: she’s also fat and icky
*proceeds to stab Alyssa because she deserves it*
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by honest_girl March 21, 2022
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alyssa not here who going to máke this class fun
Student-2 your right i wonder where she's at
alyssa not here who going to máke this class fun
Student-2 your right i wonder where she's at
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