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Samuel Blake

Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.
girl one: OMFG i just found out that Samuel Blake has no penis.
girle two: TRAP
by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019
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by Caster38 December 13, 2017
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Samuel

Samuel is a sweet, caring, handsome, glorious monarch. he tends to be a nerd at sometimes but other than that he's so cool and I love samuel!
Ronan: Samuel is so hot and love him please text me
Me: ayo!
by Utipaps July 11, 2023
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Samuel

Hottest guy on earth 🌎
Girl 1- "dang Samuel is so hot"
Girl 2 - ikr
by I ⏲ u3j November 21, 2021
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Samuel

Samuel is an odd name, the way it sounds and spells is entirely weird
Samuel, your name is weird
by i have an awesome nane March 30, 2022
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Samuel

by anonymous November 22, 2021
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