fuck up a bird

Devour a whole chicken

Im starving.... i could really fuck up a bird right now

by Kleeve April 27, 2017

gonna fuck it up

When someone is screwing up or somebody is doing something in a wrong way.

He gonna fuck it up because he is an asshole...

by Eaco October 9, 2017

Fucked up friend boy

This word orginated from fuck boy" and has been expanded upon. Where a friend has the same intention as a "fuck boy" but only as a friend. Where you ask said friend "hey Tim would you like to go fishing and his response is Ya sure then blows you off later and then gives you a lame excuse that he has to help his dad do his taxes. Like come on a retarded kid doing taxes for a very intelligent man. Here are signs that your friend is a "fucked up friend boy". He makes plans, you show up and follow through then he blows you off. Then Timmay plays it as "o" well I meant to come but this girl texted me and I had to drive like 120 miles in my new car and still did not get laid even after sleeping in the same bed and proceeds to say we should hang out this next weekend. Just enough conversation and interaction to lead you on that your still friends.

Hey Jimmay you want to hang out such but I won't show up like the last time oh OK cool. Fucked up friend boy

by hue jasol May 10, 2018

A fuck up

1. When someone makes a situation so bad that it cannot be fixed.

Mom: Why did you do that. Like that’s my phone and you threw against a rock?!
Son: whelp you did a fuck up.
Dad: Yes I did

by kkiiddoo August 4, 2020

Thats fucked up

Something is dumb or crazy

"Hey james wanna die?"
"No Carl! Thats fucked up!

by UrFuckingMomGay May 14, 2018

Go-Fuck-Up-A-Tree

Phrase

When your mother, in a fit of frustration or mild annoyance, advises you to "go fuck up a tree." It's a whimsical way of suggesting you redirect your energy elsewhere or find a harmless outlet for any mischievous tendencies or is it?

"Mom feeling a bit overwhelmed with my dumbass behaviour, tells me to go-fuck-up-a-tree.

by * Boi with his dumb kids January 1, 2024

Shut the up fuck

Shut the up fuck is a sentence made by killysunt made by changing the words of up and fuck, And in the video of where it was said, He said that amiibo released with the game boy, And then he says the thing under this text, Then he shows a corruption of the game boy saying "A M E B O". Then he says "Told ya."

What? are you doing research? Shut the up fuck! We have the evidence!

by Zeltiar April 22, 2023