willy farmer

Well, it's someone whose livelihood revovles around the cultivation and sale of phalae.

"that rags, he's a willy farmer by name and nature. doesn't get many subsidys for it though."

by Geraldine the Cabbage May 2, 2003

Beer Willy

When after consuming 10+ pints, one cannot perform the sexual act due to his inability to get an erection

i tried to give her some, but i had beer willy.

by John Davey December 9, 2003

willy whip

The act of smacking a bitch in the face with your willy/cock/penis. Preferably leaving a mushroom shaped mark, thus owning the victim for life. Usually done in a take that sorta of way.

Ha, I was right you were wrong, now ya get a willy whip.

by The Holy Diving Troll June 13, 2014

Moon-willy

A willy that only comes out at night. A willy that doesn't often have sex during the day.

Morning time:
"Oh Chris, hop on!"

"Ahhh nah babe I'm playing on gta!"

"Oh you're such a moon-willy!"

by lardy91 January 19, 2015

Willy wiggle

A willy wiggle is where during sexual intercouse the willy becomes anxious begins to uncontrollably wiggle

Jackie:Martin had a willy wiggle last night!
Jim:well I am always here if you need. Backup!

by 1837hshsk January 4, 2020

boob willy

like a wet willy but the saliva covered index finger is placed in between the female breast's.

joshua licked his finger and gave mary a boob willy causing a school girl giggle.

by joshua burns September 14, 2008

willy wonka

another phrase for "really want to" or "really wanna"

I willy wonka go to the next My Way My Love / Plastic Constellations show.

by El_Scorcho January 30, 2005