"No can do mate, I've got to be up at stupid o'clock to take the wife to the airport"
"We all sat up drinking to stupid o'clock last night"
"We all sat up drinking to stupid o'clock last night"
by King Midas November 30, 2006
by Erik de Vries May 15, 2003
Unfathomable stupidity is of utmost idiocy and awkwardness will emit off no matter living or non-living, people physically cringe to people or things like this. And no, this is not a metaphor for autism. These cases mostly happen when you are young.
by Hecklerske March 18, 2016
1)A parent that punishes their children for masturbating.
2)Parents that circumsize their children to keep them from getting sexual pleasure.
3)Parents that put on a chastity belt or any other device to prevent masturbation in their children.
4)Parents who think their children should not get sexual pleasure, even when they had to do it sometime themselves.
5)Parents that swear, but do not let their children do it.
2)Parents that circumsize their children to keep them from getting sexual pleasure.
3)Parents that put on a chastity belt or any other device to prevent masturbation in their children.
4)Parents who think their children should not get sexual pleasure, even when they had to do it sometime themselves.
5)Parents that swear, but do not let their children do it.
1)AAAAAHHHHH!!!! YOU DIRTY COW!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE DOING THAT! SINNER! YOU ARE PUNISHED FROM MYSPACE FOR A MONTH!
2)Before birth Ok, so we should circumsize our children, only dirty people get sexual pleasure.
3)Errrr, i'm kind of worried our child is masturbating. Let's put a chastity belt on him, just in case.
4 and 5)While getting pregnant AHHHH!!! That feels so good! So shitting good! (when child becomes 11) Ok, now remember saying bad words is bad, and sex is very bad, never do it.
Child: sigh... stupid parents
2)Before birth Ok, so we should circumsize our children, only dirty people get sexual pleasure.
3)Errrr, i'm kind of worried our child is masturbating. Let's put a chastity belt on him, just in case.
4 and 5)While getting pregnant AHHHH!!! That feels so good! So shitting good! (when child becomes 11) Ok, now remember saying bad words is bad, and sex is very bad, never do it.
Child: sigh... stupid parents
by porn addiction November 27, 2009
The universal law of natural consequences. Especially pertains to those whose brains are brand new (children), inebriated adults and retards.
You admonish your children stating that manically jumping up and down on the bed whilst foaming at the mouth is not a good idea but they won't listen. Child eventually flies off bed, proceeds to headbutt the adjacent wall, smashes to the floor winded with a tooth missing. An extended moral lecture is not required just the wry exclamative "Stupid hurts!"
by Stu Evans October 28, 2007
stupid steven-hey bubba wanna climb trees andmasturbate?!?!!!
Guy 1-there he goes..again...
Guy 2-yup..
Guy 1-there he goes..again...
Guy 2-yup..
by Guythedogyyy July 21, 2016