A Ass home who leaves his children at a young age, lies, cheats people out of their money, and cheats on his spouse. No one likes him and he never keeps his promises.
Female: were are you
Shane: at the bar( lie ) I will be back soon (also a lie)
3 hours later
Children: were is dad?
Female: I don’t know
3am
Shane: were the hell is every one!?
Female: shut up the children are sleeping.
Shane: like I give a fuck child 1 get you ass over here
Child 1: why?
Shane: so I can kick your ass
Shane: at the bar( lie ) I will be back soon (also a lie)
3 hours later
Children: were is dad?
Female: I don’t know
3am
Shane: were the hell is every one!?
Female: shut up the children are sleeping.
Shane: like I give a fuck child 1 get you ass over here
Child 1: why?
Shane: so I can kick your ass
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Your typical run of the mill bloke, no discernable unique personality traits. Standard lame clothes, no street smarts, unfunny, and lacking in swagger. A loser.
Variants include; Shaneos, McShane, Shaneboss, Sergio Shaneboss, Shane-bossanova, et al
Your typical run of the mill bloke, no discernable unique personality traits. Standard lame clothes, no street smarts, unfunny, and lacking in swagger. A loser.
Variants include; Shaneos, McShane, Shaneboss, Sergio Shaneboss, Shane-bossanova, et al
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Try as I may, I've really done some incredible things but I've never pulled a shane coleman.
Doug did a magic trick and got a standing ovation that went on for 20 minutes! He's a regular Shane Coleman!
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