Bisexual

Someone who gets turned on when they go to the shop

Guy 1: "Im bisexual..."
Guy 2: "Oh cool, I dont judge. Ima just go BUY some food"
Guy 1: *instant throbbing boner*

by Inni84 February 25, 2024

semi-bisexual

I ain’t gay, but twenty dollars is twenty dollars

*offers twenty dollars*

I guess I’m semi-bisexual now

by Just another writer tater December 21, 2023

Bisexual

When a person can never get ass from 2 or more genders.

person A: Oh who's that?
person B: They're a Bisexual.
person A: oh damn too bad for them.

by yourmothermightknowme March 20, 2022

Bisexual

When you can't tell if Thor or his sister is hotter

"Hey, man, you see the new Thor movie? Thor's sister was hot, yeah?"
"I... um... both?" I'm Bisexual motherfucker."

by Fuccckkk May 30, 2022

Bisexual

Bisexual means you like both genders, you like women and men. but that isn't wierd. as it's normal. some bisexual might even date both! well, Bi, poly that is.

"Hey who do you like?"
"IDK I LIKE A GUY AND A GIRL"
"That's so Bisexual my friend"

by ItzGachaUnknownU-U December 16, 2021

Bisexual

When someone is sexually (and possibly also romantically and/or emotionally) attracted to two genders, it doesn't have to be specifically guys and girls.

''No dude, I'm bi!''
''Ooh, that's where someone likes guys and girls right?''
''Typically yes, but I'm attracted to men and trans men, I feel more comfortable with identifying as ''bisexual''
''Cool dude, cool.''

by thewalkinggoogletab April 29, 2019

bisexual

Gay person in disguise

Hey I'm bisexual, but I'm gay but not really..yk?

by I Only Use Urban Dictionary November 24, 2021