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Migration Monday

A holiday that reaccurs every Monday. During this holiday you or you and your friends watch a cartoon movie.
Guys! Tomorrow is Migration Monday!
Chat, what are we watching for Migration Monday?
by kas0 June 30, 2024
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mogus monday

Oh no, tomorrow is mogus monday!
by i hate ur dream stan January 25, 2022
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Mojito Monday

The name heavy drinkers give to Monday giving them an excuse to drink on a school night (especially among heavy drinkers and alcoholics).
You're not drinking on a school night are you? Of course.. it's Mojito Monday!
by Skerries Goat October 7, 2022
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Schlada Monday

After a night out you and the boys (hungover as fuck) take a trip to the nearest mexican restaurant to grab yourself some chicken enchiladas (aka schladas).
Ayyy boys its schlada monday baby. Lfg
by SPunkyxxx July 11, 2022
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Monday

A day of the week that DOES have the potential to be good. The only reason it's not is because you all have the wrong mindset. While yes, even though going back to school/work isn't the best, if you have any new goals you want to start, Monday is the perfect day to do so. Also, you guys only look at the bad when it comes to Monday. Here are some good facts about Monday you possibly didn't know:

1. It's the best day of the week to buy a new car.
2. The U.S stock market is statistically more likely to go up rather than down.
3. #MotivationMonday has more posts than any other hashtag.

Plot twist: This user was born on a Monday!
Random sad sack: Ugh!!! Mondays suck!!! Nothing good comes from them!!!
Wise guy: You know, Monday does have good things going for it, but you're just too depressed to see them.
Random sad sack: *scoffs* Like what?
Wise guy: If you want to start something new, set new goals, or begin a resolution in general, Monday is the perfect day, since it's the beginning of the week, and you can begin new things.
Random sad sack: No! I don't want to! I'm still going to hate on Mondays!
Wise guy: Fine, stay miserable then. If you end up going into cardiac arrest at 35 years old, don't say that I didn't try to warn you.
by Someone with a 🅱️rain January 30, 2025
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Mondays am I right?

On a Monday one’s depression state is drastically lowered, leading one to saw Mondays am I right?
Guy 1: Mondays am I right?
Guy 2: it’s Thursday
by Monday lord February 5, 2025
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James pullin a Monday

When James doesn't read my chats about For The King and he leaves us on read, aka ,"Monday"
Aiden: "James pullin a monday again"
Andrew: "What's that?"
James: *leaves on read*
by SurosAlt January 23, 2021
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