Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0 

Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.

This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.

Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0 by charismatix July 28, 2022

escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10 f11f12 `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+TABqwertyuiop{[}}\|asdfghjkl;:'"SHIFTzxcvbm<,>.?/SHIFTCtrlalt altfn 

you decided to become so bored you type out the entire keyboard including shift

escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10 f11f12 `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+TABqwertyuiop{[}}\|asdfghjkl;:'"SHIFTzxcvbm<,>.?/SHIFTCtrlalt altfn is when your bored lol

escf1f2f3f4f5f6f7f8f9f10 f11f12 `~1!2@3#4$5%6^7&8*9(0)-_=+TABqwertyuiop{[}}\|asdfghjkl;:'"SHIFTzxcvbm<,>.?/SHIFTCtrlalt altfn by bluemrmanb December 1, 2021

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oeuntm8943ew 689tymatym-5a-y,ur0-ey,ha4-yu8k,i-a0b ,.5i0-3b.=45B.0 O936B,9T0-=354I,OB=ayu5690n9m565y-02N-] M6I-

oeuntm8943ew 689tymatym-5a-y,ur0-ey,ha4-yu8k,i-a0b ,.5i0-3b.=45B.0 O936B,9T0-=354I,OB=ayu5690n9m565y-02N-] M6I-

oeuntm8943ew 689tymatym-5a-y,ur0-ey,ha4-yu8k,i-a0b ,.5i0-3b.=45B.0 O936B,9T0-=354I,OB=ayu5690n9m565y-02N-] M6I- by 4985165 July 30, 2022

~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{[}]|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?//?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaA\|]}[{pPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~ 

Every single letter on the keyboard, including the shifted versions, forwards and backwards

Person 1: I just searched "~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?//?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaA\|]}{pPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@[1!`~" on google.
Person 2: You must be very bored.
Person 3: I don't care.
*Person 3 gets vaporized*

~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{[}]|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?//?.>,<mMnNbBvVcCxXzZ'";:lLkKjJhHgGfFdDsSaA\|]}[{pPoOiIuUyYtTrReEwWqQ=+-_0)9(8*7&6^5%4$3#2@1!`~ by sumthng October 10, 2022

~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{[}]|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/

You are so bored that you have decided to type every single character key on your keyboard, first with shift, and then without it. Then, you enter it into Urban Dictionary and read an entire definition for it, even though you know exactly what it is because you typed it.

Person 1: Yooooo guys i think i'm gonna make a definition for ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Person 2: The fuck is ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ ?
Person 1: ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Person 2: Stop saying ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ !
Person 1: You just said ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ .

~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{[}]|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ by Sando Trouton August 27, 2023

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl 

This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,

Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes

esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p [ ] \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl by hytredfghjkllo June 6, 2023

5-0 

Fictional State Police of Hawaii, named for Hawaii being the fiftieth state of the Union.

you better scram before 5-0 shows up.

5-0 by Mr_Limpet March 2, 2010