Michael Elias 

A man who hates dictionary definitions, even this one.

Damn, Michael Elias really hates this definition.

Michael Elias by ThatDudeBro07 May 8, 2024

ALEX (elianneys bf) 

Alex is the first love you’d always think about, he is sweet and kind and loves battle cats and jojos (those who know) he’s the funniest person in the world and makes me feel comfortable and loved <3
He promises to be with me forever “and ever and ever” pls God let him be the one-P.S the love of your life

Alex (elianneys bf) the love of my life

Roblox is life

life is Roblox
Jojos is peak
The world is a jojos reference

ALEX (elianneys bf) by Stitch ;u; April 2, 2025

The Elia Law

The Elia Law describes the process of multiplying a statement by infinity, and then locking the situation, dissolving the key of said lock in acid, and then reinforcing the existing lock on the situation with enchanted uru metal. The use of this law in an argument results the user ultimately winning the argument, with no debate whatsoever. Nothing in existence and nonexistence overpowers the use of this law.

i.e. If you’re tired of a stupid argument just invoke the Elia law and its over.

Person 1: Yes

Person 2: no

Person 1: yes, and I invoke the Elia law

Person 2: shit

The Elia Law by Dippermabelcoop March 13, 2026

The Old Eliassen 

When a young weeb decides to stick his penis inside the old Eliassen's earhole.

First appeared in Norwegian school Sandvika High School where a man decided he wanted to fuck the teacher.

Finna do the old Eliassen on that hoe

The Old Eliassen by Finnapullupskrt February 14, 2017

The_Great_Elian 

ov material. Goat. Stans Braun and simps for goated womans wrestler. Made the greatest thread of all time.

The_Great_Elian is better than u

The_Great_Elian by Chill but Urban Dicktionary May 20, 2021

Doing an Elias 

Turning up after 10AM to work.

Did you see that he came in at 10:43AM today? I guess he was doing an Elias.

Doing an Elias by AttackPanda July 21, 2022

Azura and Elias 

Azura and elias are the sexiest couple around, kissing smooching and researching when given the chance, elias loves azura as much as he loves those abs ;) azura loves those abs as much as he loves elias

Azura and Elias went to the bathroom and did the whole shabang shabang yk yk ;)

Azura and Elias by ykwhoiam im me October 4, 2022