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J-Some

A threesome involving a couple and an outside third party, in which the couple has intercourse and then one member of the couple has intercourse with the third party, leaving the other member uninvolved.

Often used as an excuse for a member of a couple to have intercourse with somebody who is not their significant other.
“My girlfriend keeps asking for a j-some with her friend, I’m starting to think she just wants to be with her instead.”
by PigeonWithAHat August 23, 2021
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suck j

The suck j is another word for a man receiving oral sex.. This term is actually backwards from the "s job" which is its more formal/classier way of saying it
my girl friend gives awesome suck j's

When my wife gets drunk she really throws down on me with a suck j

"You mean I have to pay money for a suck j in Las Vegas "
by Scottsibi October 9, 2016
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Jacob J

I'm a bit of a Jacob J when it comes to drinking
by Polish_Penetrator January 15, 2023
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J Crave

A cologne prominent in the gay community. Known for its extreme effectiveness at covering up the smell of man butthole. Smells like a pumpkin spiced latte mixed with dry semen. Two smells of which also make it a powerful pheromone amongst homosexuals. If used outside of urban areas it will attract bears which then have the sudden urge to violate said user. Another popular use.
Bro, I walked into this gay bar by accident the other night so I bolted the fuck out!

How do you know it was a gay bar?

Well it was filled with dudes and it reeked of J Crave.

Touché....
by Serious biniz October 14, 2016
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J-bombing

When Christians drop "Jesus" into a conversation unexpectedly.
Me: "So I'm thinking of going on a diet...maybe I'll do Atkins..."
Christian: "Yeah! Well Jesus fasted didn't he?"

They just J-bombed/J-bombing
by Doppa April 12, 2015
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Bleed J

Dude that girl gave me the best Bleed J.
by JBG1024 August 15, 2019
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J crook

A fat fucking twat who needs to shove their head down a toilet the ugly bastard. The most retarded person you know who will be eating mcdonalds 24 hours a day.
by CCCracker May 25, 2023
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