Pastor Dave

Finishing on a girls head in an action similar to that of a baptism; Blessing her scalp with your seed.

Guy: Hey girl wanna do somethin' freaky? I'm really down to give you a Pastor Dave.
Girl: OMG! Of course I want a Pastor Dave!
Guy: Haha, OK just turn around and let me sprinkle my holy seed on your head.

by Joe and Zack November 8, 2018

dave edbie

a rather fast black man who is actually quite young. REALLY BLOODY STUBBORN AND ANNOYING. Hates it when people touch his hair and claims it hurts... what a pussy. doesnt like losing at chess and is really competitive when it comes to other people being faster than him. He also has two metal pins in his leg which he never lets anyone forget.

that guy is exactly like a dave edbie.... nice but so stubborn sometimes

by thompo March 19, 2013

Dave Dunn

the perfect guy:
-nice
-hilarious
-sweet
-good financially
-dresses well
-chiseled features
-caring
-has a mustang (;
-can rap
-deep voice (sounds like Andy Biersack)

"Dave Dunn is sexy."

by Masakre January 2, 2012

Dave and Bambi

A very praised friday night funkin mod but with dark sidez such as spamtracks and exaggeratedly horny rule 34 art

sub to decotheepicguy on youtube

Person 1: "Do yk dave and bambi"
Person 2: "yes its so horrible because of the spamtracks"
Person 1: "play 3.0 or golden apple"
Person 2: "ok"
Person 2: "ITS A MASTERPIECE..."

by Deco The Epic Guy March 9, 2023

Dave Peters

The most boring, stereotypical white guy name on the planet. Dave Peters is probably the type of guy that enjoys eating plain white bread and has a boring tie collection.

Robin: Why does that guy look so excited to buy three identical pairs of khakis?
Silas: Oh, he’s probably a Dave Peters.

by Sonic The Hedgehog Kin May 13, 2018

The Crazy Dave

A celebratory bumping of dicks, most commonly following a home run by a Chicago Cub. Believed to be invented and championed by newly crowned World Series champion David Ross.

It was so weird when my dad gave me the crazy Dave after I showed him my report card.

by SHAQattaQ November 3, 2016

DISCO DAVE

A peadophile in the local area who likes young girls.

Disco Dave: ‘Do you want to meet me up queenzy for a quickie?’

by XxLilyGibson October 12, 2020