December 13

Ignore your gf/bf for the day!

December 13!!!

by ominous person lol December 10, 2021

November 13

National annoy the fuck out of your crush, ask them for something of theirs, ask them for answers on a worksheet and do all you can for their attention. Hug them too babes ;)

Me: Hey can I have your hoodie?

Crush: Uhhh why?
Me: It’s November 13th!
Crush: What about it?
Me: November 13th is “Annoy The Fuck Out Of Your Crush Day”.

by shrek’s left dick November 12, 2019

September 13

Virgo that knows how to fuck, might not last the longest but they’ll make sure you finish, doesn’t mind giving head, very open to new ideas and wants to make everyone happy.

“That was the best my pussy has ever been eaten”

“Yeah he was born on September 13”

by The wizer guy December 24, 2021

october 13

the perfect day to commit suicide while drinking piss

‘oh it’s october 13, let me just pee in a cup and drink it while i try to kms!!’

by suicidalshinnie November 22, 2021

October 13

National BF Yes Day

On this day your bf has to say yes to you no matter what it is.

"Hi babe! Will you rub my back?"
"Yes whatever only because it's October 13"

by Mr. Frame October 12, 2021

October 13

national sending nudes to bf day

boy:hey it October 13
girl:oh shoot okay *send nudes*
boy:thanks

by inotlightguy October 13, 2021

Fly 13

Fly 13 (Verb): To engage in any; whether subtle or outright, act or display of incest.

The 13 refers to the number of stars on the Confederate (CSA) flag, which in recent years has been memed as a symbol of incestuous deeds, as well as a number of other redneck shenanigans that typically take place in America. So, to "fly 13" (Fly the flag with the thirteen stars) would mean, as a modern metaphor, to support or proudly take part in incest (Sexual acts or feelings taking place among siblings or close relatives).

Ellen: Fuck you Jack! Mom's gonna take us to Auschwitz if she sees the mess we've made!
Jack: Hey! You started it, I had nothing to do with this until you interfered!
Ellen: Playing innocent now? Suck my cunt!
Jack: Woah there, fly 13 I guess...

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic December 25, 2022