Dance Gas

/noun/n:

A series of little, swift, and quite dingy beige ballet farts expelled as the dancer dances on the floor.

Example: During the Bridgerton Ball, the Waldorf salad made Jennifer lay so much ‘dance gas’ with haste as she pliéd about with fervor. Luckily, she wore her leg warmers on and they assisted in absorbing most of the odor.

by Shushu February 3, 2021

Snooze Gas

The gaseous substance released from a cat upon your lap. This will usually cause one to fall asleep, hence the name.
(Past tense verb: “snooze gassed.”)
(Alternatively, a cat can be a “snooze gasser.”)

1. He fell asleep when Sprinkles hopped up in his lap and gave him the snooze gas.
2. She’s been sleeping there all day ever since Mittens snooze gassed her.
3. Petunia is a huge snooze gasser. She’ll sit in my lap at 5pm and I’ll fall asleep til 7am.

by RealToesHours June 22, 2019

Terd Gas

A fart so hot you know it's going to smell terrible.

Chad's terd gas was so ripe it curled around his nose and wouldn't leave his pants.

by Wizurley May 8, 2010

Goodnight gas

Getting knocked the fuck out.

1: Hey did you hear what happened to that one guy during the fight?
2: No, what happened?
1: He got hit with the goodnight gas.

by BigRolla21 December 31, 2022

Cosby gas

What ricers call nitrous oxide

There’s a 100 shot of Cosby gas in my civic

by Bifdickman September 30, 2019

bull gas

Bull gas

When you’re having anal sex and the guy pulls out and the girl farts

Woah! Amy’s bull gas totally reeked of eggs!

by Maria more May 10, 2018

Multi Gas

The rare occurrence when one simultaneously burps and farts at the same time. An extremely relieving but somewhat embarrassing event. Men are usually impressed while women are usually disgusted, but secretly impressed.

Norm: Dude, i really really regret eating at taco bell last night. what were we thinking?

Steve: Yeah I was multi gassing until 3 am.

Norm: Awesome.

by footballchamp834 October 12, 2008