zeke

a hillbilly,bumpkin, hick usually ugly,ignorant and uncoordinated
I visited a few college down South and they were filled with Zekes !
by Wizmasta January 03, 2009
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The previous (to today - 02-16-2011) meanings/definitions for this phrase are complete ZEKE !!!! The only definition that came close was #20 -- 'drizzly diarrhea'. I know; I constructed this usage >50 years ago. Zeke = a good shit;
a fine bowel movement; an unusually rewarding and satisfying excremental experience. As in: "I just took an incredible ZEKE and I feel much better"; or, "...please do not hand me that ZEKE; I don't believe you..."; and - "If you don't 'cut the ZEKE' w/me, I'm gonna kick ur ass! ".
As in: "I just took an incredible ZEKE and I feel much better"; or, "...please do not hand me that ZEKE; I don't believe you..."; and - "If you don't 'cut the ZEKE' w/me, I'm gonna kick ur ass! ".
by Howard Fupp February 17, 2011
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zeke

1)a man that is intimidated by smaller women.
2)a man who is really confused and makes lame excuses.
3)a man who likes to blame his shortcomings on "false pretenses".
1)Amy has her bluff in on that Zeke.
2)When he drinks he really turns into a Zeke.
3)He says he has a big dick when in reality he's just a Zeke.
by Amy and April August 28, 2008
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zeke

any stranger that is an odd looking mofo
Dude, did you see Zeke in the grcoery store? He comes in all the time.
by Anonymous September 29, 2003
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zeke

retard that gets ditched by his friends all the time.
zeke be dumb
by hardit1213 April 24, 2019
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zeke

when diaria runs down the side of your ass cheek!
ewww thats a zeke
by mitch beck June 10, 2004
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zeke

A stupid little round prick with no life and plays way too many video games.
"Yo, dat guyz a zeke man"
by Anonymous April 01, 2003
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