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National beat your dog day

April 13th is national beat your dog day, this is a day where you beat your dog to near death.
Grab that wiener dog by its back legs and find a tree, it's national beat your dog day.
by Wiener dog May 25, 2018
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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
by eda-skip November 24, 2021
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National Beating your Son Day

National Beating your Son Day is August 15. This day is the day you tell little Brodigan to go get you a beer and break his Xbox for getting that terrible Modelo beer and not a real man’s beer
“I’m so excited for National Beating your Son Day!” -FishyLegend (Freak King)
by Crxfic August 15, 2024
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Beat your pussy up

To bitch like you have a sandy pussy under you that needs to be patted out for sand.
by Fly Felix March 20, 2023
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beat your pea

when your alone I bet you beat your pea.
by steely Don December 8, 2021
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beat your shrine while you whine

When urban dictionary rejects your definition so you masturbate while you are bawling your eyes out while playing MOONLIGHT by xxxtentacion
beat your shrine while you whine:

me ima beat my shrine while i whine because jeff is being a peice of shit
by Baznigger April 26, 2019
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