Your mom's tits

Its the ideal reply that overthrows pretty much any insult directed to you. Its a fast, effortless, efficiant, come back.

Bro 1: Hey man you smell like shit

Bro 2: Your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today

Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around

Bro 2: So do your mom's tits

by Dumpster Bagel July 1, 2009

your mom's face

Considered to be the "next level" in the progression of the your mom insult meme. Perhaps even more meaningless than your mom, if used in seriousness it indicates the speaker is either drunk, drained of insults, or has truly been scraped from the bottom of the gene pool. If used properly in jest and in conjunction with biznatch and other psuedo-ghetto terms it can lead to hilariously nonsensical conversations.

Speaker 1: You're ugly.
Speaker 2: Your mom is ugly.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face is ugly.

Speaker 1: You should give me that book.
Speaker 2: Your mom should give you that book.
Speaker 1: Your mom's face should give me that book, biznatch.
Speaker 2: Heezy, don't get up in my jive. Your grandmom's face is going to give me that book or I will bust a cap in your grill.
Speaker 1: Your great-grandmom's face is going to bust a cap in your grill.
Etc.

by NineBirds January 21, 2004

Your mom's perfume

What I smell like.

Kid: Mmm you smell good!
Kid 2: Its your mom's perfume.

by Your mom's perfume May 19, 2021

Your Mom's A Whore

Now I know this Isn't a word, but I feel the need to put this out there. This is a phrase commonly used by male homosapiens, of the age 12. This phrase can most commonly be heard from these creatures on an XBOX-360 or dare I say... The PS3. This phrase originates from ancient times. Also known as, When Call of Duty 4 Was cool. During these times, a 12 year old male homosapien was being constantly harrassed by older male homosapiens. He then proceeded to shout back at them, the phrase "Your Mom's A Whore!" This caused quite a ruckes between the older males. This phrase is now so commonly used, that people find it quite cliche. Therefore, it has little to no effect what-so-ever.

"I just killed you little bitch!" -Male 1
"Oh yeah, well, your mom's a whore!" - 12 year old

by The-D-TRAIN August 7, 2012

Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom

A godly level roast that will leave the person dead.

Jimmy: I was eating your mom!
Bob: Well I was eating your mom’s mom!
Jimmy: Well I ate your mom, your mom’s mom, and your mom’s mom’s mom!
Bob: Your mom’s mom’s mom’s mom.
Jimmy: *freaking disintegrates*

by MofG October 8, 2018

your mom's box

the last words of Opie and Anthony when they signed off of terrestrial radio for the last time.

Opie,Anthony and Little Jimmy Norton ended the show by saying "Your Mom's Box"

by Pest April 25, 2006

Your mom's vagina

A vagina that belongs to your mom. Cost $5 on weeknights. $10 on weekends.

Hey whats up?
-Nothing.
What are you doing?
- Your mom's vagina.

by jdflka;ghasljka;jfdsa May 5, 2010