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by Halee Ann December 25, 2008
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Yoked up

To be accosted or snatched up by an individual one has previously pissed off.
That motherfucker stiffed me last week, so when I saw him at the bar he got his ass yoked up.
by JT Hines April 30, 2008
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Yorker

In cricket a Yorker is a ball that pitches at the batsmans feet. This is the most difficult ball to defend against. Joel Garner had an immense yorker and Waqar Younis and Wasin Akram used the principle of Reverse Swing to make their yorkers almost impossible to play.
Commentator: Got Him! He's gone, amazing yorker which beat the batsman all ends up and knocked his middle stump out of the ground!
by umpirestrikesback August 10, 2005
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Native New Yorker

Someone who was born in New York and lived there for a period of time before being dragged to some other state by their parents even though they still are up to date on NY fashion and events happening there. They tend to go to New York very often and it is probably their favorite place in the world and will probably end up moving back as soon as they possibly can. They also tend to be clowned by other people when they claim to be Native New Yorkers even though when you ask people where that person is from they will say New York. Other people tend to call them from whatever state they are living in to annoy/have a laugh with them but they know that they are from New York.
Girl 1: She’s so cool and pretty

Girl 2: She’s a Native New Yorker
Native New Yorker: Shut up Chuck E. cheese looking hoe you got phat nostrils that’s why yo mama dead
by ActualNativeNewYorker May 16, 2020
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Yorkoed

1.) To stick it to fellow co-workers

2.) When Backing into the garage, they take the easy parking spot, by doing that,making the next crew who has to back in perform a nascar-like Maneuver and back a 5 ton Ambulance in a "Z" patteren
3.) When you supervisor lies to you, causeing you to be down by 4 runs so he can watch the Steeler game
When supervisor pull rank, and try to get out of doing their job
by Amb Driver,INC February 10, 2005
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Yorker Yuppies

Description: Wealthy New Yorkers from NYC who colonize New Jersey.

Behavior: They destroy communities and pay more than the listed price from overvalued homes. Ignore the previous culture of places they colonize. Will flaunt how they improve "ghetto towns" even when said towns were never ghettos.

Habitat: Wealthy urban downtowns, reddit page, trash hills (high rises), most of Hoboken, and downtown Jersey City.

Procedures: Approach respectfully and ask them to respect the natives. If they agree, then you have succeeded in assimilating a colonizer (gentrifier). If they become enraged, they're likely apart of the cult of anti-whites (woke), or they're just in a bad mood. If they're in the anti-white cult, then prepare for the funeral of your neighborhood. Make preparations to sell your home when houses with a true value of $200,000 start selling for over $1,000,000. Perhaps you can even document your area before it becomes fully gentrified.
Guy: Have you seen what the Yorker Yuppies, the wealthy New Yorkers, have done to downtown Jersey City? It's horrible.

Gal: I know. The mayor of that town is selling out the residents. It's a shame. I feel like crying because of what's happening.
Guy: I hear they're coming for Newark next.

Gal: Oh no! We need to stop this madness. Their tyranny of trendiness ends here!
Guy: Those monsters should stay on their side of the hudson river. They come here and claim they're Jersey Jacks and Janes, but also New Yorkers. It's possible to be both, but in truth, those folks never were either. In trying to be both, they are nothing at all. Gal, do you want to go on a walk with me where we'll video tape our area?
Gal: That sounds fantastic. We need to document the community before gentrifiers destroy it.
by Sunset King December 9, 2020
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yoked

to be well built; having a high level of muscle definition; ripped; cut; sinewy; etc.
"Aye bro we about fight this fool, you in or wat?"
"HEEEEELLL NO that nigga hella yoked!"
by kranksterx October 8, 2009
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