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He's carved out quite a niche for himself in the virtual workplace.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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Workplace Terrorism

1. The act of lifting one cheek and leaning to the side in an effort to intentionally aim a fart at a co-worker.

2. The act of crop dusting an entire workplace meeting room without mercy.
1. I don't like the guy I sit next to so i'm going to commit an act of workplace terrorism.

2. I really didn't prepare a power point to present in the meeting today, maybe i'll commit an act of workplace terrorism as a distraction for how bad my presentation is going to be.

3. She claims that he is the one behind the recent workplace terrorist attacks that have been happening in the break room this past week.
by Undead Taco October 25, 2017
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Workplace Democracy

Workplace Democracy is the application of democracy to the workplace. (Voting systems, due process, systems of appeal, etc.)

Workplace democracy is extremely versatile; It can be implemented in as many ways as political democracy is implemented. Its implementation often depends on the size and culture of the organization.

Historically, workplace democracy has followed the labor movement both in the UK and the US. But with the decline in organized labor, especially in the US and US-controlled firms, workers have fewer opportunities to experience workplace democracy.

Workplace democracy is a key compenent in many forms of socialism, such as market socialism, because it replaces decisions made by private individuals with decisions made by workers. Organizations that implement workplace democracy are considered worker co-operatives.
"Workplaces should be structured more like democracies than monarchies"
"Workplace democracy is based as fuck."
"Tankies never talk about decommodification and workplace democracy."
by Whette Aeggue March 27, 2021
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Workplace ethics

A paragraph of ethical policy that is mentioned in every offer letter that an individual signs to become an employee and is never taken notice of.
When asked about the workplace ethics of an organization, an employee appeared to be oblivious of the fact.
by doodling June 30, 2011
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Workplace

Hey, shit, they hired that bitch Kendra to fuck the retard and at that point I don't give a fuck what they hired me to do. The contract has been violated.
Hym "HA! If doing and saying whatever you want in the workplace make you a useless lazy fuck, then only one of us is a useless lazy fuck! And it ain't me! Do I do and say whatever I want? Nooooo. Do you? Who tells you what not to say? Someone should have to you not to say the holy war thing! Ha! You're actually paid EXPLICITLY to do any say whatever you want. I work a real job as a donut slave AND do what you do WITH GREATER SUCESS. Who's the lazy fuck?"
by Hym Iam August 2, 2023
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consensual workplace relationship

an affair where both adulterers work together, are in long-term relationships, and still feel the need to cheat
Family should have always been my priority,
but I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship . I'm sorry for any pain that my
actions may have caused to the guys and the
fans but most of all to Ariel. The only thing that
matters right now is my marriage and my
children, and that's where I am going to focus
my attention.
by marysmommymilkers September 28, 2022
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consensual workplace relationship

When you are assigned a job but you get distracted by someone you’re working with (something that person is the job) and you quit doing your job to have a be with them.
What the fuck happened?!”
“I lost focus and had a consensual workplace relationship!”
by hanniistheelk October 8, 2022
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