Woody 

A white priveliged boy who wears bandannas round his head and would probably be seen wearing a north face or super dry jacket. Fishes for attention Too much

Person1: ew look at that wannabe fboy
Person2: that’s definitely a woody🤮🤮

Woody by Shakkalakkabitch October 23, 2018

Woody 

1). A hard-on
2). A name for a guy with feministic qualities

Man ive got a woody right now!

Look at woody, straightening his hair, hes such like a girl

Woody by the chuckanator August 14, 2010

Woody 

Woody

Acting in a very stiff, yet man-whorish manner. Very hug crazy. Tends to annoy

both guys and girls. Creates losts of awkward moments.

John, you need to quit acting so woody. It is begining to annoy everyone.

Woody by Mal-Mal October 29, 2009

woody 

that one weird kid everyone has at their school. he has lots of zits on his face and definitely likes to check out other men and while he never pops his zits they have large amounts of puss on them, and they grow so large they just pop all over his face

hey did you see woody the other day that zit was staring at me.

dang man my teacher is definitely a woody

woody by fat griggs January 27, 2010

Woody 

Someone with a boner

Yo what's up woody

Woody by Bigmaneddy February 24, 2017

Woody 

A radio DJ who thinks he's funny but just makes lame jokes and acts as a total douchebag

"Joe was trying out on a radio show yesterday but he ended up pulling a Woody and got cut short."

Woody by Load of Barney October 2, 2017

Woody 

A tall lanky string of misery. He’s very arrogant but is actually really nice. He’s very strange. He likes to think he’s very good looking. Girls with good taste think he is. He gets in trouble constantly. His best friend is normally Mark. He represents vape nation. Pisses in cans. Very good unibrow game. Classic.

‘That guy is so cool he’s like Woody’

Woody by B.uswanker January 11, 2018