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Joobie-Woobie

When shit is real fucked up. Things are not working properly but your're in a goofy mood.
Man our internet connection sure is Joobie-Woobie right now.
by Joobie-Woobie Man October 2, 2024
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Woobie

A pair of wiggly boobs from weeaboos
You have some nice woobs you woobie
by bigmeatslayer March 4, 2018
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Woobie

Another definition for the streaks of rubber left on the pavement after a car does a street burnout. Usually resulting in long black streaks of rubber and clouds of burning rubber smoke in the air.
John just had his driveway sealed by a professional.

You're going to feel pretty guilty, John, the first time you lay a pair of woobies down that freshly coated driveway, in your 69 Dodge SuperBee 440 blown nitrous 1/4 miler car!
by GrizZzMan June 5, 2018
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stealth woobie

a person who is a woobie is typically a big guy, good at comforting, very protective, great huggers, think Hoss Cartwright, but a "stealth woobie" is a guy of average build and height but he emanates protectiveness.
Daniel was her stealth woobie. He wasn't as big and buff as some of the other guys but there wasn't anyone who could simply hold her and make her feel safe and secure quite like he could.
by DivineGrace March 29, 2013
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Woobie

A child-like name for a stuffed animal, (see Stuffie) and is also used for pacifiers. It can also be used to call someone a coward, oftentimes comparing them to a child
“Do you have your woobie? I don’t want you calling me to come bring it if you can’t sleep”

“Bryan that spider isn’t even that big, you absolute woobie!”
by Bye Elle October 17, 2021
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Woobie

A woobie is your cute significant other
I want to give my woobie a SMOOCH
by Boclate bip bylee April 23, 2021
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Woobie

My toes feel like a woobie. It's very delightful.
by Leighlabyte September 3, 2018
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