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Hung Wimping

v. Partial erectile dysfunction. When you got a quarter chub, or even half-mast, but can't get it any further.
Marcella: Get it up.

Jason: sorry, I'm hung wimping.

Marcella: C'mon little fella, just a little more.
by BillBraskeysBallssweat April 21, 2021
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Wimp

A person who can't do a single pushup
Bruh he's such a wimp
by Thegoat53874 November 15, 2017
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Weekend Wimp

One who does nothing adventuresome or active over their weekends.

Usually a weekend wimp is not spontaneous and does nothing of value or purpose over their weekends. Ironically though, their weekends are probably more spirited and interesting than their week days - how sad. Many weekend wimps spend hours and hours of watching YouTube videos in their bed, constantly picking up food from ToGo eateries and pickup only restaurants. If there is a Briscos within reasonable distance, 98% of all meals will be purchased from that location. Weekend wimp's tend to over-enjoy the fork dispensers and milk selection at these types of places.
Wilson: Hey let's go see a movie this weekend!!

Andy: Alright, I'd love that, do you think Keezlie will come?

Wilson: Ask him, it's worth a try...

Andy: A Keezlie, do you want to join us for a movie this weekend, it's on us man!

Keezlie: I'd rather just cum.

Wilson: What a weekend wimp that Keezlie is.

Andy: Indeed!!!

Justin: I love AIDS!!
by UNOWN301 May 19, 2014
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Wimp

A wimp is like simp (Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy), but for women. Women Idolizing Mediocre Penis. When a man talks a big game about his sexual prowess but really he's just another 2 pump chump.
Girl, don't wimp over that fool. I hooked up with him 3 months ago and he lasted about 5 minutes before he blew his load after bragging how great he is in bed/how long he can last. He's a fucking chump.
by CJMML June 11, 2021
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Wimp

A person who doesn't read their project to a class
Isabel is a wimp for not reading their paper to the class.
by The _ Reverse September 18, 2020
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wimp

A simp at work

Someone who goes to the office 6 times a week and works overtime so the shareholders make more money while the wimp gets NOTHING.
Person 1: do you wanna go on a lunch break?
Person 2: no, I have so much work left to do.
Person 1: oh you're such a wimp!
by emcar March 31, 2023
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Wimp It

The process of watching the "random video" option from www.wimp.com for hours on end.
"I can't wait to get out of work so I can get home, smoke some weed and wimp it for the rest of the night."
by the_U_D October 6, 2011
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